Rick Rubin - Desperado lyrics

Well, I'm chilly-chill most of the time But I make a lot of noise when I bust a fresh rhyme I'm cooling with the posse, cold drinking pissy Met a young girl and got cold busy Not Abbott and Costello, just me and my mellow Got a microphone so I don't gotta bellow (yeah) I'm tough not yellow, I don't eat Jello I know that I'm def, what about this fellow (tell 'em) I'm Mike D, I'm known fly cooly (tell 'em) Got the fly rhymes and the fresh fly woolie Starting epidemic each and every time (time) Girls cutting cla** to hear me rhyme Stand at the bar, don't sit on a stool Ride a Harley, not a goddamn mule Well...kick it! Me and my crew doing the do Cooling around the way cause we got to There's one more thing that you should know Mike D is a desperado Well, DJ Strong hold popping that weak He punched Big Bird in his goddamn beak Gold on my fingers, silver in my pocket Mike went to the party and (D) tried to rock it That party was weak, I did The Freak I peeped out the back with the fresh unique Got girls on my tippy back out the way (what?) Jocking and clocking I'm MCA (yeah) It must be a drag just getting old But I don't gotta worry cause I'm so damn cold Kick it cold, cold rocking My name is Adam Yauch and I know you all clocking Me and my posse, oh, so k**ing Stone cold fly and nive to five chilling There's one more thing you all should know (what?) Adrock's a desperado M-I-K-E D-E-E-E I'm on top and that's the way to be I'm the stupid, def-est, always rocking Every store in town, you know it's stocking All of my records are records on charts (charts) You know I'm goddamn stupid Farther than any other record can go Don't you know I'm rocking in stereo I'm on the top, bottom, even in the middle I got the def rhymes and it ain't no riddle I'm the king of the castle with no ha**le Take a girlie to my house, we start to wrestle Cause I'm a rebel without a pause (check it) (word) Keep rocking and breaking laws I got Gucci cologne so you know I'm not stinking Got more rhymes than my boy Abe Lincoln Get those s**ers cause you know I gotta Order a fajita and a fresh enchilada Shot that parrot cause he used to chirp Can't eat Chinese cause it makes me burp Went from bar to bar, I got rejected My fake ID, it was disrespected Got records in London Quit my job cause my boss is a f*ggot One more thing that you should know MCA is a desperado