Rick Moranis - Ipanema Rap lyrics

(Intro [video]:) (Rick Moranis as Gerry Todd) ...here with you wherever you are, here's where I am. You know, there's been a lot of talk these days about this new-fangled High Definition TV, HD, High Definition; TV, that being Television. Whether it's High Definition or Low Definition, the best definition is no definition; the medium is the message, and that's why we're here. You, Me, The Music and Me, "The Gal From Ipanema" Tall! (Yeah, Tan) Tan! (Young!) Young! (Lovely!) Lovely! Tie a tie, and crack the bumpin' The girl is tall and tan and lovely (lovely!) And when she pa**es all the other la**es go (Hey! Huh!) She's real good looking Now you see her in the water, she's real continental She moves so cool, she's swaying so gentle Likes to samba, a real La Bamba (Ah! Huh!) She real good looking Oh, I would give my heart a real start (I need something) I want her so badly I would give it real gladly (Yeah) How can I tell her if I can't even smell her? I want her do discover that I really do love her I'll do anything to reach her I'm ready to peach her (Ha) Take her by the hand, build a castle with the sand Each day she goes, you'll see what I mean 'Cause I gotta go downtown and MAKE MONEY (Tall!) Real tall, straight like an arrow (Tan!) Like the folks down in Rio de Janeiro (Young) Real young, 'cause I like 'em that way on a (Beach!) Beach, beach, going there to stay (Tall!) She's tall, tall, Ipanema tall (She's tall, and I'm so small) (Tan!) Tan, t- tan, Ipanema tan, man (She's tan, and I don't understand) (Young!) Young, young, Ipanema young (Young, young) (Beach!) Beach! Beach! Beach! Beach! Beach! (Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro) Tall and tan and young and lovely (she's tall, she's tall she's tall) The girl from Ipanema goes walking (she goes walking!) And when she pa**es all the other la**es go (Hey! Huh!) She's real good looking And when she moves, she likes to samba Swings so cool and she sways so gentle And when she pa**es all the other la**es go (Hey! Huh!) She's real good looking Ohhhhhhh, but I watch her so sadly (Why you so sad?) (I dunno!) How can I tell her I love her? (Why can't you talk to her and tell her you love her, man?) Yes, I would give my heart gladly [?] But each day she walks to the sea (What she doin' at the sea?) She looks straight ahead at me Tall and tan and young and lovely (She's so tall) The girl from Ipanema goes walking (Why she walkin' so much?) And when she pa**es I smile, but she doesn't see (I don't know why she don't see me, I'm standin' right here!) She don't see me (What's wrong with her? She don't see me?) She just don't see (I spend everyday on this beach, man!) She don't see me (What's wrong with her?) She don't see me