Richie Rich - Real Pimp lyrics

I'm shootin' this one to the real pimps man. I'm talkin' 'bout the real muthaf**in' pimps man not them chili bowl pimps man sittin' up in the cafe tryin' to watch they hoes man make 20 or 30 dollars man. I'm sendin' this to the real pimps. 'Cause believe it man Double 'are' ain't just out here flossin' no sh** man I'm out here flossin' about my pimpin' too man. 'Bout my pimpin' too! And if you want to holler pimps cuff yo' coller. Verse 1 24 nights off in the jungle shootouts & stolen bundles Hoes on dick for the phat gold kicks see the bucket the do' don't open so b**h make like the Dukes or get yo' a** kicked on the fluke Razor sharp & plus a n***a extra sick so check my tip & recognize when you f**in' with a pimp metal plates on my nuts so my sh** don't scrape never saved a b**h flying too low to work a cape ridin' Seven Deuce no juice & quick to cut a b**h loose unless that hoe payin' like she weighin' On a good day she might get to smoke with her folks but like Goldie I keep my hoes broke Believe that a... Chorus A real pimp'll slap a b**h down (for sho') A real pimp gon' represent the town (How tough?) To the fullest let her heels fall off 'cause I'ma ride the muthaf**a 'til the wheels fall off (That's right) Believe it A real pimp'll slap a b**h down (Like that?) A real pimp gon' represent the town (How tough?) To the fullest let her heels fall off 'cause I'ma ride the muthaf**a 'til the wheels fall off Verse 2 I'm all seasons rain, sleet or even snow about mine quick to put a jacket on a hoe Oh you cold now I'm going to get some hot cocoa & when I slide back through b**h have my dough I'll set the bunnies out & let them hop for scratch & if they jump too far it's Operation Beat a Batch choke a b**h down & let her tonsils know it ain't about us nuh uhh it's just me & this hoe This is my money man so let me uhh bring it back squashed the sh** flipped the fit & dropped her off on the track I gots to have it plus I need it & I'm walkin' with a limp 'cause n***a I'm a real pimp Remember... Chorus A real pimp'll break a b**h down (that's right) A real pimp gon' represent his town (How tough?) To the fullest let her heels fall off 'cause I'ma ride the muthaf**a 'til the wheels fall off Believe it A real pimp gon' break a b**h down (for sho') A real pimp gon' represent his town (How tough?) To the fullest let her heels fall off 'cause I'ma ride the muthaf**a 'til the wheels fall off Verse 3 Now everything I own n***a is on a b**h Lexus coupe I traded in my Beritz Dedication to pimps & all playas stay up & though you be the reason all these tricks lay up That b**h laid up for yo' clothes diamonds yo' wallets Them hoes bringin' j**els wallets & Remy don't you get juiced 'cause this game is so heavy I got 9 hoes all fine hoes & if you got the buck they be ready to f** You say a small stable bet my hoes is able to flip as many tricks as crews twice as thick So if you ask me I'm screamin' tax free n***a, & pimpin' & hoein' is the best thing going You ain't knowing I bootleg them cute legs on the major plus spits raps & busts caps So if ya daughter kinda thick keep her off of the track (ha haa) Send her to the store I bet she don't come back 'Cause a... Chorus A real pimp'll knock a b**h down (that's right) A real pimp gon' represent his town (How tough?) To the fullest let her heels fall off 'cause I'ma ride the muthaf**a 'til the wheels fall off And a... A real pimp'll knock a b**h down (for sho') A real pimp gon' represent his town (How tough?) To the fullest let her heels fall off 'cause I'ma ride the muthaf**a 'til the wheels fall off n***a Female voice with (RR overlapping): Hey baby you want to go out? You want to go out honey? Spend a little of ya money, come here cutie hey come here (A real pimp) (Hoes down) Did you here what I said I said come here. Come here daddy ooh you look soo good (RR) Always on a b**h, courtesy of... This that real pimp sh** n***a ahh this ain't no chili bowl pimpin' over here n***a this real pimp sh** n***a on a b**h everythang luxury courtesy of n***a. I had a bad super bad b**h. Call the b**h Boomerang, (Chorus overlaps) anytime I sent that hoe. b**h come rit (right) back why'understand what I mean. You know how it go. A real pimp'll knock a b**h down and a real pimp'll represent his town So tough I'll make the heels fall off 'cause I'ma ride the muthaf**a 'til the wheels fall off And a we gon' sign off like that once again we gon' tell you motherf**ers to pump yo' brakes check ya fluid in ya master cylinder. 'Cause you might f** around & run up against some sh** you ain't even ready to f** with. (ha haa) It's like uhh Martini & Flossi "We shall sell no rhyme, before it's time," On a b**h!