Richard Roxborough - The Pitch (Spectacular Spectacular) lyrics

Zidler: Spectacular, Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree, that's excellent And on top of your fee All: You'll be involved artisticly.... Chorus: So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years Various: Elephants! Arabians! India! And courtesans! Acrobats! And juggling bears! Exotic girls! Fire eaters! Artists and contortionists Intrigue, danger, and romance Electric lights, machinery Oh the electricity! So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty... years.... Spectacular, Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment The hills are alive, with the sound of music So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years Duke: "Yes, but what happens in the end?" Christian: *cough* The courtesan and sitarman Are pulled apart by an evil plan Satine: But in the end she hears his song Christian: And they're love is just too strong... Duke: It's a little bit funny This feeling inside All: So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years Christian: The sitar plays secret song Helps defeat the evil one Though the tower of thrills and riddles But it's all to no avail Zidler: I am the evil maharaja You will not bestow me Satine: Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could! Zidler: No one's going to All: So exciting Will make them laugh, will make them cry So delighting Duke: "And in the end should someone die?" All: So exciting The audience will stop and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty... years... Duke: Generally I like it