Luke Skywalker, he's standing on the hill Looking at those two setting suns He wants to transmit his application to the Academy But his uncle is cranky and won't let him Oh, no Luke! Look out it's Darth Vader! Here comes Darth Vader, he's really really bad! He can choke you from across the room And also he's your dad! He's wearing black and his lightsaber is red! And underneath that helmet is a really freaky head!