Richard Cheese - Hotel California lyrics

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the pa**age back to the place I was before 'Relax' said the night man 'We are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like But you just can never leave!'