Waitress can I get a vodka martini with a twist of sublime, thank you Annie's 12 years old, in two more she'll be a who*e Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid For your family get paid, it's the wrong way A cigarette pressed between her lips But I'm staring at her tits, it's the wrong way Strong if I can, but I am only a man So I take her to the can, it's the wrong way The only family she ever had Was her seven horny brothers and a drunk-a** dad Happy, are you sad, do you wanna k** your dad I'll do anything I can, it's the wrong way