I took her out, it was a friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is add? My friends say, I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that b**h hung up on me Nobody likes you when your twenty-three And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the heck is caller id? My friends say, I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Cha cha cha