Richard Cheese - Nookie lyrics

Check One, one, two I came into this world as a reject Look into these eyes Then you'll see the size of the flames (Size of the) Pullin' on my past (Past) Burnin' on my brain (Hot) Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain Hey, I think about the day (Days) My girlie ran away with my pay When fellas came to play (Play) Now she's stuck with my homies that she f**ed (Oh) And I'm just a s**er with a lump in my throat (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Should I be feelin' bad? (No) Should I be feelin' good? (No) It's kinda sad, I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood And you would think that I'd be movin' on (Movin') But I'm a s**er like I said "f**ed up in the head" (Not) And maybe she just made a mistake And I should give her a break My heart'll ache either way Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say? I won't lie, that I can't deny I did it all for the nookie (C'mon) The nookie (C'mon) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your I did it all for the nookie (C'mon) The nookie (C'mon) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your Why did it take so long? Why, did I wait so long, huh? To figure it out, but I did it And I'm the only one Underneath the sun who didn't get it I can't believe that I could be deceived (But you were) By my so called girl (But in reality) Had a hidden agenda She put my tender, heart in a blender And still I surrendered (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump (Hey) Like a chump I did it all for the nookie (C'mon) The nookie (C'mon) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your I did it all for the nookie (C'mon) The nookie (C'mon) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your I'm only human It's so easy for your friends To give you their advice They'll tell you Just let it go It's easier said than done I appreciate it, I do, but Just leave me alone Leave me alone Just leave me alone And nothings gonna change (Alone) You can go away (Alone) I'm just gonna stay here (Alone) And always be the same (Alone) And nothings gonna change (Alone) 'Cos you can go away (Alone) And I'm just gonna stay here (Alone) And always be the same And nothings gonna change (And always be the same) You can go away (And always be the same) I'm just gonna stay here (And always be the same) And always be the same I did it all for the nookie (C'mon) The nookie (C'mon) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your I did it all for the nookie (C'mon) The nookie (C'mon) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your (Yea) Stick it up your {Wow, great There it is It's f**in' amazin' Here's how you do it Watch this Press the batcher You gotta pay for a major Haa haa haa That's how you do it Haa haa haa Haa haa Haa haa haa haa Haa haa haa}