Richard Cheese - Nookie/break stuff lyrics

[Nookie] I came into the world as a reject Look into these eyes Then you'll see the size of the flames That are pullin on my past Burnin on my brain Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain Hey, I think about the day My girlie went ran with my pay When fellas came to play Now she's stuck with my homies that she f***ed And I'm just a s**er with a lump in my throat Like a chump, hey Should I be feelin' bad? Should I be feelin' good? It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood And you would think that I'd be movin' on But I'm a s**er like I said F***ed up in the head, not! And maybe she just made a mistake And I should give her a break But my heart will ache either way Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say? I won't lie, that I can't deny I did it all for the nookie, c'mon The nookie, c'mon So you can take that cookie And stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your Why did it take so long? Why, did I wait so long, huh? To figure it out, but I did it And I'm the only one Underneath the sun who didn't get it I can't believe that I could be deceived By my so-called girl, but in reality She had a hidden agenda She put my tender, heart in a blender And still I surrender Like a chump, hey I did it all for the nookie, c'mon The nookie, c'mon So you can take that cookie And stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your I'm only human It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice They'll tell you, just let it go It's easier said than done I appreciate it, I do, but Just leave me alone Leave me alone Just leave me alone And nothing gonna change You can go away I'm just gonna stay here And always be the same I did it all for the nookie, c'mon The nookie, c'mon So you can take that cookie And stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your.. yeah! Stick it up your [Break stuff] It's just one of those days, when ya don't wanna wake up Everything is f***ed, everybody s**s You don't really know why, but you wanna justify rippin someone's head off No human contact, and if you interact your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away motherf***er!, It's just one of those days! It's all about the he said she said bulls*** I think you better quit lettin s*** slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bulls*** I think you better quit talkin that s*** It's just one of those days, feelin like a freight train First one to complain, leaves with the blood stain Damn right I'm a maniac, you better watch your back Cuz I'm f***ing up your program, and if you're stuck up, your just lucked up Next in line to get f***ed up, your best bet is to stay away motherf***er! It's just one of those days! It's all about the he said she said bulls*** I think you better quit lettin s*** slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bulls*** I think you better quit talkin that s*** punk So come and get it I feel like s***, my suggestion is to keep your distance Cuz right now I'm dangerous, we've all felt like s***, and been treated like s*** All those motherf***ers who want to step up, I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw I'll skin your a** raw, and if my day keeps going this way I just might break sumthin tonight, I pack a chainsaw I'll skin your a** raw, and if my day keeps going this way I just might break sumthin tonight, I pack a chainsaw I'll skin your a** raw, and if my day keeps going this way I just might break your f***in face tonight! Give me something to break! Give me something to break! Just give me something to break! How bout your f***in face! I hope ya know I'm like a chainsaw (what) A chainsaw (what) A motherf***in chainsaw (what) So come and get it It's all about the he said she said bulls*** I think you better quit lettin s*** slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bulls*** I think you better quit talkin that s*** punk So come and get it