Richard Cheese - Longview lyrics

I sit around and watch the tube but, nothing's on I change the channels for an hour or two Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit I'm sick of all the same old sh** In a house with unlocked doors And I'm f**ing lazy Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind!!! And I smell like sh** Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving I sure as hell can't do it by myself I'm feeling like a dog in heat Barred indoors from the summer street I locked the door to my own cell And I lost the key Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind!!! And I smell like sh** I got no motivation Where is my motivation No time for motivation Smoking my inspiration I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling Call me pathetic, call me what you will My mother says to get a job But she don't like the one she's got When masturbation's lost its fun You're f**ing lonely Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes Slipping away to paradise Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind" But it's just a myth