Richard Cheese - Too Drunk To f** lyrics

Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight But now I am jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to f** Too drunk to f** Too drunk to f** Too drunk, to f** I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To f** I'm about to drop My head's a mess The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me head It makes it worse Take out your f**in' retainer Put it in your purse Too drunk to f** Too drunk to f** I'm too, too , too drunk To f**