Richard Cheese - Hannukah In Las Vegas lyrics

Hannukah in Las Vegas It's a festival of neon lights Bet a dollar, and eat some challah The strip is kosher tonight There's a menorah, on the Tropicana And a stripper wearing just a yarmulke Hannukah in Las Vegas Eight swingin' nights The Baruch Atah Adonai blessing Is sung by a showgirl choir When it's time to light the candles each night Penn & Teller set them on fire All the yentas make stops, at the Forum Shops And the tzimmes is made with Carrot Tops Hannukah in Las Vegas Try the lambchops (Aleph, Bet, Gimel, Dalet) Moses went to the Luxor To shoot craps with Pharaoh As he rolled the dice, he said real nice Let my people Yo! The cantors are playing poker They use chocolate coins for chips All the rabbis bet, on dreidel roulette And the casino moyel takes tips Hannukah in Las Vegas It's a real gelt trip! Well, the shamash here is The Stratosphere And David Copperfield makes the latkes disappear Hannukah in Las Vegas Mazeltov Sammy's watching from above I said Hannukah in Las Vegas What's not to love