Richard Cheese - Darth Vader's lyrics

Well A long time ago in a galaxy far far away This guy in black was on the track of the rebels led by Leia Hey! Luke Skywalker, they fried your uncle and aunt So he left Tatooine with light saber in his pants You can bet I wanna be a jedi, there is no try only a do Use use use the force, trust me Luke its neato Listen to Ben, he'll tell you when to launch your torpido It's a ship that is flown by that Indiana Jones And the Falcon goes flying along He is Darth Vador, he's a Jedi hater, He dies much later, in Episode 6 Obi Wan Kenobi, all covered in brown, He may cut your arm off, if you screw around Ba la la la la la bamba, he's the bounty hunter After Han under that armor he's got nuthin on Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks, his floppy ears are giant They rendered him with a Pentium lets hope he's watchin can't complyin Watch Pod Races in heat, Kaboom, Kaboom Anakin needs a booster seat oh the Tatooine day They'll be flying around Naboo when they come They'll be fightin' Battle Droids of the federation Hey those light saber sounds just like electric razors They'll be flyin' around Naboo when they... Come all ye forceful, join the team ancient speeder Queen Amidala, Amidala, Amidala She's a hott tamala, Natalie marry me Shut-up the movie has begun