Rich Ramberg - Girl, I Wanna f** You (But I Don't Love Jesus) lyrics

[Verse 1] Girl, I wanna f** you, but I don't love Jesus Can't you overlook it? Lemme get in your jeans this Doesn't have to be Religiously Sanctioned – the Pope can S my D Jesus was the King of Kings But I got lots of other things Going on, no lie I'm the kinda guy Can hang up on a cross and still not die I can't turn water into wine But baby girl, you'll feel so fine That here's the sitch Gonna make you wish I'd bury my loaf deep in your fish, oh! [Hook] Girl, I can love you Much better than Christ I'm twice as s**y As that guy was nice Girl, I can love you… Much better than Christ [Verse 2] It's written in the bible that you should make me come Father, Son, Holy Ghost – girl, that's a threesome Service me good God thinks you should Christ may have been a carpenter, but I got wood Here's a proposition that can't fail My dick is like the Holy Grail Got an endeavor That I think is kinda clever: Try swallowing, girl, you'll live forever I'll lay it out like this Won't betray you with just a kiss I'm a better lover And a s**y motherf**er Gonna eat you like you're my last supper [Hook] [Verse 3] Sure, I wasn't blessed with divine power But I can rise again in less than half an hour I don't mean to boast But I'm-a make you roast Open your mouth, receive my host Damn! Never seen a shorty hotter Nail you so hard, I'm-a give you stigmata I don't believe what you do But swear to you this is true – Make you so wet, Christ could walk on you I'm down with virgin birth But not with the meek inheriting Earth Man, f** the meek! They ain't got no sa** Girl, turn both cheeks Lemme smack that a** [Hook] [Spoken Word Outro] Girl, forgive you. You know not who you do