Ric - Peter Gibbons lyrics
(audio clip comes from the movie Office Space) A lot of bullsh** takes place in my office space No need to save face I like to start my day off by always showing up Late Then walk over to my boss's desk oh so nonchalant Just to see what she wants A list of tasks I won't do half of it I'll end up acting like I'm working Crack jokes and laugh a bit I do nothing but clown on my joke of a shift And slouch cause I don't give a sh** And sit in my chair without a care And think of the best way to quit Maybe I'll walk into the CEO's office and tell him to eat a dick Or just randomly walk out, without moving my lips Oh we have to send clocks? I'm not the ups man I'm not trying to do ship I just want to sit and sip Coffee But they run a tight ship like Gaddafi The man's on my back, damn can you please get off me I get stuff done sometimes would it hurt to hang loose? That's right my neckties nothing more than a nice noose I need a new job is what I'm thinking on my lunch break I can't stand this place So I'm drinking on my lunch break But f** it oh well (they won't fire me tho) No paperless billing so invoices are done by hand Instead of messing around with these envelopes and stamps I'd rather let my nuts breast stroke in the mouths of tramps I'm so bored that I actually read articles on Forbes Or I'll just sit around and chill on twitter Living the life of the best in cla** corporate bullsh**ter One night My room mate and I Made special brownies and woke up the next morning still high I thought I could get by Until the lady in accounting Asked me about the droopiness of my eyes I thought she saw right through me Until she smiled when I told her I was up Late last night watching movies(haha yea right) Probably only believed me cause she wants to do me I've got a baby face so she says she likes my smile I'm always dressed to the nines So she says she likes my style While telling her nephew that I'm someone to look up to But how can I tell him to straighten up When I like to get f**ed up too? But don't get me wrong I appreciate the opportunity that I was given But I hate where I work And with everything that goes on I feel just like Peter Gibbons