Rhoda Mayerson - Opening Night lyrics

Opening night, it's opening night It's Max Bialystock's latest show Will it flop or will it go? The cast is taking its final bow Here comes the audience now The doors are open, they're on their way Let's hear what they have to say He's done it again He's done it again Max Bialystock has done it again We can't believe it You can't conceive it How'd he achieve it? It's the worst show in town We sat there sighing Groaning and crying There's no denying It's the worst show in town Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss We've seen sh**, but never like this Max Bialystock has done it again The songs were rotten The book was stinkin' What he did to Shakespeare Booth did to Lincoln We couldn't leave faster, what a disaster We are still in shock Who produced this schlock? That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock What a bum!