Rhett & Link - The Perfect Bathroom Trip lyrics

We live in a world full of dirty things Dirty doorknobs and ATM machines Dirty cooks sneezing on my chicken wings So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean Public restrooms are a main concern Where the walls are painted with stranger's germs If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall Do you honestly think they wash their hands after touching there All I'm making is a simple suggestion To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom I'm not concerned with your particular reason Be it OCD, or just the upcoming cold and flu season Listen here Do your business Zip up and then dispense this Little bit of paper towel but wait Turn on the tap apply some soap Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow First grab that paper towel you saved Use it as a barrier When touching the faucet area Then get more paper towels for your hands Dry with it, then retain it For the doorknob may be tainted As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trashcan It's the perfect bathroom trip It's the perfect bathroom plan Do your business Zip up and then dispense this Little bit of paper towel but wait Turn on the tap apply some soap Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow First grab that paper towel you saved Use it as a barrier When touching the faucet area Then get more paper towels for your hands Dry with it, then retain it For the doorknob may be tainted As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trashcan It's the perfect bathroom trip It's the perfect bathroom plan It's the perfect bathroom trip