Rhett & Link - The Cheese Rap lyrics

Why you up in this store? What you looking for? Cheese? I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these Don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis. I'm Swiss Alright, white boy, they get the gist... Got more holes in my body than my boy 50-cent Curdled on the streets - Geneva represent! We're Vinny and Louie forget about the other cheeses We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us You other chumps are weak If you ask me I can bring you to your knees with my pungency I'm not weak I'm strong I'll add flavor to your salad all night long We know you want to put us in your mouth and chew, don't you? We know you do! I'm old, I'm stuck in my ways I'm stuck in you're teeth and in you're breath for days Baaaaaaaaaah I got mo' flavor then y'all I make a wicked cheese ball My hobbies include doing bird-call Can someone take over for me? I'm living large in a condo If I break a hip don't put me in a home bro But paps, you don't even have a hip though Ohh This is breaking my heart, just tell them what they want yo We know you want to put us in your mouth and chew, don't you? we know you do! We know you want to put us in your mouth and chew, don't you? You know, we know, we know you do! - So, what kind of cheese you wanna get? - I don't think I'm in the mood for cheese You know, we know, we know you do