Rhett & Link - Robot Girlfriend lyrics

I've never had too much luck with females I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email But my life would be so sublime If I bought a robot girl online I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron I flip a switch and it turns her on! My robot girlfriend The best relationship I'd ever be in She's got a grip stronger than an ape And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place Though we can't go outside in rainy weather We can still play solitaire together Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers If I ever start to think that she might leave me I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory My robot girlfriend The best relationship I'd ever be in