Rhett & Link - I Wanna Be Your Maine Man lyrics

I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers It's bright but very lonely inside After four straight days awake I begin to hallucinate I see you feeding me blueberry pie I'm a lumberjack But you already knew that From when you first saw my chiseled physique Though I can fell a tall pine Without batting an eye I got a soft spot for baby trees I keep a live lobster inside of my shirt I can tame any creature of the sea You make my temperature rise And it's no surprise I'm gonna steam it with my body heat You may have heard that the leading cause of d**h in Maine Is moose on the highway But when riding with me You can be worry free I bathe in bear pee And it keeps them at bay (It keeps them at bay, baby.) (Yeah, but you smell like bear pee.) I wanna be your Maine man Let me be your Maine man Don't let him be your Maine man I'm gonna be her Maine man Girl, I can build you a cabin in a month I can do it all by myself But the truth is it'll take at least six months And he'll make you and his cousin Glenn help But I'll take you on a romantic cruise, ah In my arctic exploration schooner That's just what he wrote On the side of his paddleboat Don't go anywhere alone with this loser Baby, don't listen to him He didn't move to Maine until he was ten But I know so much about Maine I got Maine facts all up in my brain Well what's the state fish? The landlocked salmon The state bird? Black capped chickadee The state fossil? Pertica quadrifaria The state insect? European honeybee The state gemstone? Tourmaline State herb? Wintergreen And the state cat is the Maine coon The state animal is moose The state mammal is moose And the state girl of Maine is you I wanna be your Maine man Let me be your Maine man I'm gonna be your Maine man No, I wanna be your Maine man I've been living in Maine I've been working in Maine I've got some cousins in Maine I've been buying groceries in Maine Been paying my taxes in Maine I've been supporting the economy in Maine And I'd like to get the child tax credit in Maine But I'm gonna need some help with that girl I wanna be your Maine man