Rhett & Link - Power Nap lyrics

A power nap gives you power Give 20 minutes now Get power for hours You don't put on your pants before you put on your drawers You don't wash your face after you wash your balls You don't watch Phantom Menace before Empire Strikes Back And you don't do important crap without taking a power nap If you're gonna do important crap Then you better take a power nap first You wanna know where the power's at It's in the middle of a power nap, word You don't go seek before everybody hides Or slide through a sliding door before you made it slide You don't eat your grapes before you go through check out I did that once and got banned from Ralph's You don't read Stephen King before R.L. Stein You don't pump the pump before the pump is primed I don't slip on my mankini before my bikini wax And I don't do important crap without taking a power nap If you're gonna do important crap Then you better take a power nap first You wanna know where the power's at It's in the middle of a power nap, word You don't offer to pay before you've seen the check You don't tattoo your face before you tattoo your neck You don't send a text and then check the autocorrect I once sent my mom a text that just said s** You don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees You don't get in the car before you cut the cheese You don't talk to Santa before you sit on his lap And you don't do important crap without taking a power nap Power (power (power)) Power (power (power)) Power (power (power)) Power (power (power))