Rhett & Link - My Exercise Bike lyrics

This is my exercise bike It's got a lot of features that I like Like a seat And pedals for my feet And handlebars for me to hold onto (That's all pretty standard.) This is my exercise bike You ought'a see just how fast I ride Look at me Going faster than the speed Of a pregnant cheetah (How pregnant?) (Half pregnant.) It's like I'm riding in the Tour De France But in his mind that's what he means Don't need no d** to boost my performance Just test his pee you'll see he's clean Got to the top, totally on my own He's a man of his word No that's not a syringe of human growth hormones It's happy gerbil herbs (Herbs.) This is just my exercise bike The resistance goes from low to high And when it's high It makes it seem like I Am going up an incline (Well, yeah, that's generally how they work.) You need to stop it with your accusing He's just a natural athlete No I'm not getting a blood transfusion It's just a bag of pudding And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all This is irrelevant to this conversation And no I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the DNA of a gorilla And then formulate it into a sports drink which I personally adore It's called Gorilla Gene This is just my exercise bike