Rhett And Link - Unicorn rap lyrics

If you wanna see MC's Than come see these MC's Out to please And without disease Flyer than the zipper on your pants Flying out your tweeters And your amps Tell your uncles and aunts I hold the mic like a weapon Or at least a water hose: Step over Get a steady stream of water up your nose 'Cause I'm a thug like that I can't be trusted Go out of town Come back And your mailbox'll be busted All you other MC's You're the best inferior I squish your face like a zit And leave you oozing down the mirror The landfill called They want their smelly rhymes back Your weakness is exposed like my plumber's crack I'm like the Terminator and the Predator If you put them both together Invisible and robotic Quizzical and hypnotic I wrote the recipe for the perfect MC flow I also wrote the recipe for green bean ca**erole I can rap about food and make you hungry I can rap about water and make you spongy I can rap about a blanket and make you snugly But I can't write a rap that won't make you ugly What do you think about Rhett and Link MC's extraordinare Captains of bunk Shake the junk in your trunk And raise your hands up in the air