Rhett And Link - The Wal-Mart Song lyrics

Unos, Dos, Tres, Four Where else can you acquire A rotation of your tires While your girlfriend tries on cheap polka-dotted bikinis And waiting's never been greater You watch the DVD of Gladiator And see a Russell Crowe 8614 dudes on 17 different TV's All at once Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you're here? That's a line from Gladiator And my friend Theodore Who greets me as I walk through the automatic doors With a comb-over like a bird's nest I know of no one who looks better in a blue vest He hands me my card and I'm on my way To get a 5 gallon jug of grape Gatorade Don't playa-hate If pharmaceuticals gotta get beautiful I pick up a little tool for puching it up my cuticle I'm dutiful to continue to press on to the clothes section to try some mess on A suggestion coming from the loud the loud speaker Says there's a sale on their velcro sneakers Wal-Mart Wal-Mart We love it love it love it Wal-Mart Wal-Mart We love it love it love it Rollback those prices, roll back the doors Where else can I get a gold chain and s'mores In one trip? That's it, it's Wal-Mart Rollback those prices, I'll roll up my sleeves Where else can I get spark plugs and cheese At a decent price? Nowhere but Walmart Thank you Wal-Mart