Rhett And Link - BFF (Best Friend Forever) lyrics

[Verse 1] What if you get , burried alive Who's gon' to dig you up from the ground? What if you chocke on some pie Who is gonna squeeze it back out? What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal And your other hand switches it on? Whose third hand is gonna pull your fist hand out While their fourth hand turns the switch back off? [Hook] You need a BFF , Best Friends Forever (yeah) BFF to help you out whenever (yeah) BFF , Best Friends Forever BFF to help you out whenever [Bridge] A BFF [Verse 2] What if you stick a cotton swab Too far into your ear? And it becomes lodged into the side of your brain And you severely damage your inferior temporal gyrus? Which is the part of the brain That helps you process shapes Who's gonna sit with you And help you relearn your shapes So you don't seem like a complete idiot? [Hook] You need a BFF , Best Friends Forever (yeah) BFF to help you out whenever (yeah) BFF , Best Friends Forever BFF to help you out whenever [Bridge] A BFF