Rhett And Link - The Walmart Song lyrics

Uno, dos, tres, four Where else can you acquire A rotation of your tire While your girlfriends tries on Cheap polka-dotted bikinis And waiting's never been greater You'll watch the DVD of Gladiator And see Russell Crowe 8614 dudes On 17 different TV's all at once Are you not entertained Are you not entertained Is this not why you're here That's a line from Gladiator And here my friend Theodore Who greets me as I walk through the automatic door With a comb-over like a bird's nest I know of no one who looks better in a blue vest He hands me my cart and I'm on my way To get a five gallon jug of grape Gatorade Don't play a hate If pharmaceuticals gotta get beautiful I pick up a little tool for pushing back my cuticles I'm dutiful to continue to press on To the clothes section to try some mess on A suggestion from the loud speaker Says there's a sale on them Velcro sneakers Walmart, Walmart We love it, love it, love it Walmart, Walmart We love it, love it, love it Roll back those prices, roll back the doors Where else can you find a gold chain and s'mores In one trip, that's it, it's Walmart Roll back those prices, I'll roll up my sleeves Where else can I get spark plugs and cheese At a decent price, nowhere else but Walmart Thank you, wal, wal, mart