Rhett And Link - Song For When You Want To Say I Love You But You Can't lyrics

[Intro: Rhett and Link] Hey, girl You know we've been dating for a long time now Going on five whole weeks Now that's commitment, baby So we've prepared this very special song For the very special ladies in our lives Listen up [Verse 1: Link] It was magic on our first date At the food court in the mall (at the Sbarro) You still won't let me meet your parents But hey, that's your call (You're a strong, independent woman) Remember our first kiss Romantically lit In the Wal-Mart parking lot (always low prices) And then what did we do? We got matching tattoos Of our high school mascot (the charging chipmunks) Now I'm ready to say [Chorus: Link] I lost my shoe in the park It was a flip-flop, have you seen it? I lotioned my skin with hotel shampoo It was an accident [Verse 2: Rhett] You nursed me back to health when I woke up In Mexico (he was missing a kidney) And I drove you to the hospital When you fell off the hoverboard And broke both elbows (all two of 'em) You shaved my hairy back Popped the pimples I can't reach And you went with me to get my dog spayed (Helping control the pet population) I think it's time to lock this down Open my heart and finally say [Chorus: Rhett] I long-jump on the weekends I'm in a league, you should come watch I lowered my car insurance By fifteen percent when I switched to Geico (Not a sponsor) [Bridge: Rhett and Link] Those three little words They're so hard to say And even though I can't say 'em I want you to think I'm saying 'em anyway I'll make you happy If you just do this Just put in on mute (mute it up) And read my lips [Outro: Rhett and Link] Olive juice Elephant poo All the shoes On the news I love booze Alligator food Island view Vacuum Pile of poo Dried-up glue Buy a zoo Crawl and spew Cows like moo Find Blues Clues I lick boots Is that you? All birds flew Eyes like puce Owls can hoot Barbecue