Rhett And Link - My Robot Girlfriend lyrics

[Verse 1: Rhett] I've never had too much luck with females I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email But my life would be so sublime If I bought a robot girl online I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron I flip a switch and it turns her on! [Hook: Rhett] My robot girlfriend The best relationship I'd ever be in [Verse 2: Rhett] She's got a grip stronger than an ape And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place Though we can't go outside in rainy weather sponsored links We can still play solitaire together Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers If I ever start to think that she might leave me I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory [Hook: Rhett and Link]