Rhett And Link - If Bubbles Were Bullets lyrics

Hey baby cakes I wanna write you a song Now that we've been on this journey so long Standing here at the sink scrubbing away Has really made me think I've got something to say Hey, baby Ketchup, mustard and oatmeal too Just wash your dishes Don't make me blue Just wash them, or rinse them Or just make an effort... If bubbles were bullets I'd blow you away I'd pop the champagne And make the clean getaway If bubbles were bullets I'd draw you a bath Tub farts is making nukes Would deliver my wrath But if bubbles were bullets If that were really true... Than baby cakes... I'd take a shot for you I'd take a shot for you I'd take a shot for you