Rhett And Link - Five Nights At Freddy's Song lyrics

All the kids are filing out But I'm just showing up For my first, day at work I've always loved large animals and I'm really into robots And those are just two of the perks Look, there's Bonnie the Bunny Freddy the Bear Chica the Chicken (or is she a duck) I don't care It's the whole gang Don't worry guys I'm gonna keep you safe Look in my eyes, everything's gonna be OK Uhh... uh okay, you can stop lookin' into my eyes... it's gettin kinda creepy Ring ring, ring ring! Ah, I'm gettin a call, put it on speaker Hello hello! Friend, welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria It's your first day on the job, I just wanted to call up and say You are in no danger No danger whatsoever Nothing bad could ever happen to you here, you are not going to be k**ed in any way By any of the animatronics They're not gonna' drag ya' away, they're not gonna' stuff you int' any Freddy Fazbear suits Your eyes aren't gonna' explode outta' I yer' (excuse me) uh... yes? (If I may, uh, jump in, the part about k**ing me, could you clarify that?) I'm sorry this is a prerecorded message, you can't ask me any questions ANYWAY this is all a whole bunch of elaborate backstory to basically set up a game that's just gonna jump scare you over and over again So the whole world can see what a man-baby you are and scream like a little girl! Alsooo, you should probably close that door... [Gasp] Chica's in the window Bonnie's leaning in Judging by that camera Freddy's not my friend They don't look so happy But nothing can go wrong If I keep both of these doors down And all of the lights on (The power's gone) Five nights at Freddy's Getting one-twenty a week And they're not even responsible for dismemberment or injuries I only need one night to know That I don't want night two Or have my body mangled, crushed and stuffed inside a Freddy Fazbear suit I'm not working Five Nights at Freddy's I'm quitting this job Who wants minimal wage To get murdered by a robot mob I only need one night to know That I don't want night two Or have my eyes protrude out of the eye holes of a animatronic suit! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!