Rhett And Link - First Comment Song lyrics

Sittin' there, staring at your screen. And a new video pops up in your feed. You know exactly what this means. Open it up but don't watch it. Scroll down really quick and comment. You typed first! You're the first to comment on this video. Now everybody knows. You typed first! Could of said something a little bit intelligent but no. That's the word you chose- You typed first! You've been under the 301+ club before. But this means so much more- You've unlocked the first comments door. Everybody's gonna see you. And everybody's gonna wanna be you. You typed first! You're the first to comment on this video. Now everybody knows. You typed first! Could of said something a little bit intelligent but no. That's the word you chose- You typed first... Hold on we just refreshed the video. And there's some news we need to break... You typed first- But some other people had the same idea also. You were actually 28th. But you typed first... You typed first... You typed first... You and 63 other people- You typed first...