(Verse1) I hit the head on the nail/ They're laughing loud as hell/ Things I say about you wouldn't say about yourself/ This is your Brain on Rheteric and I'm scrambling the yolk / You'll always be on the outside of my inside joke/ DEAR DIARY Got me feeling I'm in the wrong genre/ My lyrics aren't something they'd introduce to they're Momma/ Now it's Momma say hello to my…. I wrote a rhyme mail order bride/ Rheteric Ramirez finally opened my eyes like/ DEAR DIARY Another testimonial that stepped up to the podium/ Grindtime heads the Blowdians/ Say “Rheterics the homie/ But haters only know me as/ …The man who catches chonies from your lady in the audience/ DEAR DIARY What the f** is the WRC?/ Take out the RC leave the W then Double the Mean/ Then I give em a riddlle that will riddle their innards with bullets for dummies and "Gun Talk" beginners/ I pull the trigger/ with… DEAR DIARY Rheteric spits a 747 just cuz its over thier heads does'nt mean the bullet didn't enter / Ask a forensic if Rheteric's 187's are from the 357 of his overhead projector/ like (Breakdown) DEAR DIARY DEAR DIARY DEAR DIARY DEAR DIARY (Verse2) Dear Diary f** your crew get the f** what you deserve/ f** what you heard on the Web Rheteric is "tubular"/ f** an anti cruising law can't nobody stop me see / I'm gonna keep it poppin like I”m knockin Duh duh duh duh duh DEAR DIARY Whats afraid of drunk me…/ More than a Frat kid during Rush Week Thats when things get funny/ Cuz wipping my dick out on stage made me a hero/ Bad Brains got banned in D.C I got banned in Reno DEAR DIARY It ain't all Irie my wireless signal is kinda weak - Think I'm sweet but behind the smile/ Got you giggly like a Korean girl sippin boba Thinkin its not in cold blood but my server cannot be found/ DEAR DIARY The sole proprietor of open fire / Respeckognize me above your idols/ I'm twice what you try to be Lie to me you sissified dumba** / Your security blanket is Rheterics f**in cum rag/ DEAR DIARY Come hither my haters ditto my twitters Slither into the inner circle Make yoru criticisms/ Contrary little b**hes Lie to kick it Keep on nit pickin “Is Rheteric reading this?” “f** Rheteric …. just kidding?”/ hee hee DEAR DIARY Forgiveness to you Whiggers and your ignorance / Just in case your interested yeah I'm Dominican/ Thats when you respect a dude / Like thats alot of Negritude/ Especially for someone thats so racially ambiguous DEAR DIARY Here lies a Deer in the head lights/ Your life is like a comedy to me in it's entirety/ I know I'm all jokes but how do I not laugh Pretending I'm you reading your innermost DEAR DIARY All lyrics and vocals Rheteric Ramirez Spicsluvrap@ascap