Dave Bidini & Dave Clark Someone said we sounded like the Replacements But we'd never be the Beatles or Byrds Someone said we shoulda stayed in the basement Instead of littering our noise on the Earth But the dinosaurs are dying each day They're gonna wish they never got up to pray 'Cause I don't need this, and I don't need that And I don't need this, and I don't need that All my cousins live here fat off the land I hear them lowing but I can't understand And in the line-up where their souls can be sold They've never heard of this Canadian band But the dinosaurs are dying each day They're gonna wish I never go up to play "Hey Dave!" What?! "So you say you think that you've got the answer?" I can't wait, gimme a break I'm rabbit p-p-punching but the skin won't break I'm gonna get a van and drive it to Graceland I'm gonna firebomb the crowd at the gates I'm gonna watch it from the back of the mansion I'm gonna dig him up and lie in his... grave Rock! d**h! America! Someone said we sounded like the Replacements