Well, legal age life at variety store, Dealing in dope by the Exit door. Waiting to work like a worm at the core. Standing so long in the snow I'm sore. I'm the king I am therefore What kind of a fool am I? Well, legal age life at variety store, These are the things that make me roar: Disco sux and so does war, The meek shall inherit the Earth no more. I'm the king I am therefore What kind of a fool am I? And each time I wake up I try to speak. Well, I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek. And each time I wake up I feel so weak. Dumbfounded. Ah, legal age life at variety store, Sticking my head through the pa**enger door.