Rheostatics - Legal Age Life lyrics

Dave Bidini Well, legal age life at variety store, Dealing in dope by the Exit door. Waiting to work like a worm at the core. Standing so long in the snow I'm sore. I'm the king I am therefore What kind of a fool am I? Ah, legal age life at variety store, These are the things that make me roar: Disco sux and so does war, The meek shall inherit the Earth no more. I'm the king I am therefore What kind of a fool am I? And each time I wake up I try to speak. I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek. And each time I wake up I feel so weak. Dumbfounded. Well, this country music or rock-and-roll... Modern jazz is good for your soul. I like the rhythm with the 12 bar blues. Yes, I like the music of the rhythm with the 12 bar blues. Well, if you're travellin' in a boat, ridin' in a car, Listenin' to Jerry Lee or workin' in a bar, I like the rhythm with the 12 bar blues. Yes, I like the music of the rhythm with the 12 bar blues. Timmy, count it off! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7 1/2, 9, 10, 10 1/2, 10 3/4. What kind of a tool am I?