Rhatigan - Only Joking lyrics

Remember I made you eat crab apple And you were sick for a week Then I stuck your s**y up the chimney 'Till you cried for a week Then I k**ed your canary with the hair dryer And kicked you just to see you bruise Purple and blue I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all those years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear Oh dear Remember I told everyone you went all the way With that fella from Artane And all the blokes called you Seven Stars When we were on our way to Ma** with Ma Then to make matters worse when you blushed I called you beetrout and tomato head Purple and red I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all these years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear Remember I borrowed your favorite jeans Took them in and cut them at the seams So they'd fit me You went ballistic when I called your boyfriend Chancre head and made ashtrays from your Bread records... Oh well, what the hell, you got your own back Purple and black I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all these years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear I was only joking my dear Didn't mean to hurt you all those years Thought that they were really laughter tears I was only joking my dear Oh dear