'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x) It's hard to be a guy like me, queer in Dallas closet-free So I moved to Austin just to see! Dressed in drag my a** got beat I'm a h*mo like a refuge, looking for that h*mo spree 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x) It's hard to be a h*mo, It's hard to be a h*mo It's hard to be a h*mo in the Lone Star State It's hard to be a h*mo, It's hard to be a h*mo It's hard to be a h*mo in the USA 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (2x) San Anton became my home but I felt just like a Greek in Rome So I moved to Houston for some tail but got beat up and thrown in jail I'm a h*mo like a refuge, looking for that h*mo spree It's hard to be a h*mo, It's hard to be a h*mo It's hard to be a h*mo in the Lone Star State It's hard to be a h*mo, It's hard to be a h*mo It's hard to be a h*mo in the USA Naked in the retrograde It's hard to be a h*mo in the USA 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (4x) The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock Where I found my playmate One thing that I must proclaim 'I'm not gay' I just pretend I am when I'm drunk I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay 'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (4x)