Well, it's wet It's all broken and wet But I take what I get I got a crooked cigarette Well, she left She left me with a hell of a debt But no sweat I got a crooked cigarette When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found You break it on apart and you turn it around You slide it in easy and you twist it in tight Hey, buddy, got a light? When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found You break it on apart and you turn it around You slide it in easy and you twist it in tight Hey, buddy, got a light? Well, I'm full Full of that malt liquor bull But I'm set I got a crooked cigarette