My girl came to me, she begged for truth Even though I never done as good men do We sat by the river and we drank box wine That's when I noticed she was no longer mine And all hope left me standing there The day got colder and my vision dims I forsake morals that led me straight to him I unzipped my manhood and I let go a howl I since just stood here, it was an hour ago And all hope left me standing there And from the river, well I headed east And over the brambles, I led the lesser wolves And I did find the skull of some forgotten mule I donned upon my head and headed to the south And when my feet went numb, I headed to the north And when my back gave out, I headed to the west And when my d**h was done, oh when my d**h was done When my d**h was done My girl came to me, and she begged for truth Though I never done as good men do Yeah, we sat by the river and we drank box wine That's when I noticed she was no longer mine In the morning the rooster crows It breaks my head and breaks my balls My eyes, they stain, I cannot see The blood that stains my dirty cheek Jesus Christ, what kind of name will you prescribe for this kind of play? And all, all hope left me standing there