Soft little body Swollen by the sun Waiting for the break That he knows will never come Four brittle limbs Weak from under-use And a head full of words Long green hair Funny looking dude Big mouth on him And a wicked attitude And at first impression He must seem kind of rude But he does his best, yeah? And anyway... I want to be Just like you Get myself a job And a really cool tattoo I'm walking home Beside you Your hair is long and blonde And your eyes are both bright blue I want to be just like you In all I do Jimmy got drunk On his way to cla** Swinging from the roof Showed everyone his a** And if you ask him why He shakes his head and laughs "There was nothing for it" Stacy got laid Boyfriend number one! Took him to her room And had a little fun She's wearing out her voice Telling everyone And you can't ignore it And anyway... I want to be Just like you Get myself a job And a really cool tattoo I'm walking home Beside you Your hair is long and blonde And your eyes are both bright blue I want to be Just like you Get myself a job And a really cool tattoo Really cool tattoo... Don't take it so hard You always take it so hard Don't take it so hard Don't take it to heart It's only 'cos I like you You are everything I wish I could be And maybe if I'm like you Baby would you like me? You're dressed Like a Victorian at a swimming pool You're dressed Like a deadly lethal ninja a**a**in All in black I want to be just like you... I want to be Just like you Get myself a job And a really cool tattoo I made you Trent Reznor Spinning on his back With a motorised action You made me A red and black scarf I wear it round my neck But no motorised action No motorised action...