Retro Metro - Musical Gangsta lyrics

This is General Hudson to MTV awards Im afraid the band has gone on strike I have no experience with this type of s*** Who should I call for help? Its a D to A to PPY DAPPPPPPPY Partnering with fergie With my hat that goes so far Beat boxing you up no matter who you are Tell that to the take that ride Robbie Williams with his 7th bride Tell that to the hos worldwide Watch out they might collide Oh s*** beiber on the screen Watching how gay his life has been Ladyboys on my tip like JLS on lick her Oh youre all jealous because we are thicker. Yo tell them louey I had Natasha all done up wanting to do me Shut the f*** up man Natashas my sister You aint nothing but a h*mo fister Daniel use the phone before you moan dont forget. Aint nothing but beer and wine Ahhh tinchy stryder Im the top gun The one that sings along with the fun DAPPYs had is f***ed up as it is Slower then the band supersonic kiss POPSTARs Were the ones who bring fun to you house RAPPERS Were not the ones who squeal like a mouse. POPSTARS I feel your throat drying up inside you RAPPERS Shut up man F*** u (Pray at mosque) Shaggy you aint nothing but hairy a** lug Fake a** voice you sorry a** thug Sitting in you mansion with your wife Doris Trap door to chuck Norris Oh my god goodness gracious me Im Justin beibers gay fantasy Designed for gay fashioning To do a lot of s** trafficking For my special stuff you have to take it up the muff Gok Wan watch your language Stop having intercourse with teenage strangers Me want to reach the stars all night Me want to give something to your wife Me dont care because be so hot You will be in having a lot Me dont care cos I am fun Me dont care cos I am fun Me dont care cos I am fun Me want some cos I wanna cum.