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Check your rearview and make sure there's no cops within view And then don't stop There's pedal to the right, push it floor Get a jammer so the speed won't clock F**k the cops, this system s**s Vicki Kohaulis can s** my balls That b**h is sick Testimony that she won't forget She sides with the pig Didn't do a thing When you looked me over Still ain't did sh** But you pull me over Wrong place, wrong time Don't confuse it Give a dick a badge And they'll abuse it Pull me over so you can show How tuff you are In your bad boy cop car You're a rebel from high school What better way to rebel then making my life a living hell You think you're hot But you're really not You're just a hillbilly Red neck mother f**king jock Didn't do a thing When you looked me over Still ain't did sh** But you pull me over Wrong place, wrong time Don't confuse it Give a dick a badge And they'll abuse it Three cops, to write a bogus ticket Grab a hold of my dick and lick it Lick it and like it And love it and s** it Most of these cops are f**king useless They'll pull you over with lame excuses Need evidence but they can't produce it But the judge don't care You have hair Pokin' out everywhere Didn't do a thing When you looked me over Still ain't did sh** But you pull me over Wrong place, wrong time Don't confuse it Give a dick a badge And they'll abuse it Didn't do a thing When you looked me over Still ain't did sh** But you pull me over Wrong place, wrong time Don't confuse it Give a dick a badge And they'll abuse it