Retard-O-Bot - Norris lyrics

Chuck is a guy; does Kung Fu Gotta score dates at a TV show Take the base and Once he's gone, kick you in the face Not the smartest martial artist Flying jets is way too hard It's Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuuuuuuuuuck! Dick is a guy; got no price And he's gotta job (you ride, you ride) He sells used cars He can't fly jets No money down in a big cash-back Can't take a deal when he's behind the wheel, And a car he sells starts making a steal Dick Dick Dick Dick Di- Di- Di- D- Diiiiiiick! Chuck Norris cannot fly an F-14 Dick Norris cannot fly an F-15 Neither one of them can fly a f**kin' B-2 Bomber!) (holla!...) Chuck and Dick are not related Chuck's been in Sports Illustrated can't hit a baseball though, so kick you in the face with a Kung Fu blow Got a TV show (why's he gotta get shot every episode?) Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuck! Chuck Chuck Chuck--Chu- Chu- Chu- Chu- Chuck! The eyes of the ranger are upon you When you do, he's gonna see When you're in Texas, look behind you Cuz that's where the ranger's gonna be Dick is a guy; got no price And he's gotta job (you ride, you ride) He sells used cars He can't fly jets No money down in a big cash-back Can't take a deal when he's behind the wheel, And a car he sells starts making a steal Dick Dick Dick Dick Di- Di- Di- D- Diiiiiiick! Dick Norris cannot fly an Apache copter Chuck Norris cannot fly a B-2 bomber Neither one can fly an F-14 Tomcat, An F-117, A stealth jet (fighter jet) (fighter?) (what?) (plane!) Chuck Norris Dick Norris (X4) KUNG FU! (test drive!) (X8)