Rent - Tango Maureen lyrics

[Joanne] The samples won't delay but the cable- [Mark] There's another way Say something...anything [Joanne] Test one, two, three [Mark] Anything but that [Joanne] This is weird [Mark] It's weird [Joanne] Very weird [Mark] Really weird [Joanne] I'm so mad that I don't know what to do Fighting with microphones Freezing down to my bones And to top it all off I'm with you [Mark] Feel like going insane Got a fire in your brain And you're thinking of drinking gasoline [Joanne] As a matter of fact... [Mark] Honey, I know that act It's called the tango maureen The tango maureen It's a dark dizzy merry-go-round As she keeps you dangling [Joanne] You're wrong [Mark] Your heart she is mangling [Joanne] It's different with me [Mark] And you toss and you turn Cause her cold eyes can burn And you yearn and you churn and rebound [Joanne] I think I know what you mean [Both] The tango Maureen [Mark] Has she ever pouted her lips and called you 'pookie'? [Joanne] Never [Mark] Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? [Joanne] This is Spooky Did you swoon when she walked in the door? [Mark] Every time, so be cautious Did she moon over other boys? [Joanne] More than moon I'm getting nauseous (Start to tango) [Mark] Where did you learn to Tango? [Joanne] With the French amba**ador's daughter in her dorm room at Mrs. Porters. And you? [Mark] With Ninnett Himmelfarb, the Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center It's hard to do this backwards [Joanne] You should try it in heels (Start to tango again) [Joanne] She cheated [Mark] She cheated [Joanne] Maureen cheated [Mark] Really cheated [Joanne] I'm defeated, I should give up right now [Mark] Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might [Joanne] I'd fall for her still anyhow [Both] When you're dancing her dance You don't stand a chance Her grip on romance makes you fall [Mark] So you think might as well [Joanne] Dance the tango to hell [Both] At least I'll have tango'd at all [Both & Company] The tango maureen Gotta dance till your diva is through You pretend to believe her Cause in the end you can't leave her But the end it will come Still you have to play dumb Till you're glum, and your bum and turn blue [Mark] Why do we love when she's mean? [Joanne] And she can be so obscene My Maureen [Both] The tango Maureen