You've created a monster... He's 4'8'', holding state in my f**ing living room The only way to clean the slate is with a pharmaceutical broom He used to bounce off the walls Now I'm lucky if he crawls He's sleeping his life away What a f**ing nightmare... I can't believe I came to you, thinking you would give a sh** X-rays, co-pays, followed by follow up visits To see you scratch your head And mix co*ktails of meds He's sleeping his life away You've created a monster... Now he's off to the races Watch as he paces across the room with his imaginary friends I wonder what he sees in them, I wonder what they see in him I never thought I'd be The proud parent of a case study He's sleeping his life away... You've created a monsterstseuse