On stage, I'm in love with you Not the case, regrettably, otherwise When we are in full view -of the public, I realize That you and me are something to them You take a bite from my heart and you pluck out my stem And the spotlights go dark and you're gone X2 You sound just like Natalie Cole I try to move like Fred Astaire It's great that you're on birth control But I think it's so unfair That it's getting near the end of this song You hollowed me out to make a bong One of these feelings doesn't belong And the spotlights go dark and you're gone