Renaldo & The Loaf - A Critical Dance lyrics

your leg's too long your skull's too strong suppose your nose is wrong your eyes are blue your ears are loo your mouth is oozing glue! your pirouette's not perfect yet yes sir, yes sir! and your entrechat's a mal-a-tete no sir, no sir! in this ballet who...who says "tres bon" "n'est—ce pas?" "mais non?" "oola!" your heels are worn and your tou-tou's torn yes sir, yes sir! so you think you're suave with your eye-brows shorn no sir, no sir! in this ballyhoo, who says "sehr gut" "nicht war?" "ach, nein?" "wunder bar!" your leg's too long your skull's too strong suppose your nose is wrong. your better half's a dead giraffe yes sir, yes sir! 'cause your pas-de-deux's a leaden laugh no sir, no sir! in this ballyhoo, who says "it's good" "great news?" "but no?" "ha! bullgoose!"