When nature's callin' Don't be stalin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the electric fence If you're gonna explode You can use the commonde Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents No need to explain when you gotta drain Just don't whiz on the electric fence You can swizzle on the sofa Piddle in the air Tinkle in the toilet That's why it is there You can let it rain In the breakfast lane While waving at ladies and gents Just don't whiz on... Don't whiz on Don't whiz on the electric fence