Ren & Stimpy - Log Blues / Log Theme lyrics

Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. There's French. French Sexy Girl: Allez-vien mon coo-coo! Annoncer: German. German Guy: Raspeduch, strudel. Annoncer: Spanish Mr. House: Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden slair! Announcer: Svenish Sven: I am a bearded lady. Announcer: And of course New York - ese New York: Hey, can't you see I'm walking? Announcer: Yes, log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now to your local store and be the first in your country to have the International Log. Singers What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs... Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack And fits on your back? It's Log! Log! Log! It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og It's big, it's heavy It's wood! It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og It's better than a bad It's good!!! French Girl: Tout le monde aime le Log! Sven: Yah. It's really fun. New Yorker: I got your Log righ here. Singers Everyone wants a... Everyone needs a... You're gonna love it Log. Mr. Horse: Yes sir, I like it!